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Snap

Sex followed by a nap, ideally in the afternoon when it's raining.
My boyfriend and I indulged in the most amazing snap this afternoon.
by snaphappy December 9, 2011
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SNAP Scammer

A scumbag who collects SNAP benefits and take food from the mouth of children while they’re actually a Millionaire hiding their assets in a Family Trust. Also a Rabid Trump Supporter.
That SNAP Scammer is such a piece of shit, they’re a fucking Millionaire!
by No Mercy July 7, 2025
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wet snap

A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.
Nikolay: oh my god. Mark just sent me a wet snap!!
May: omgod really ?! What did he convey ?!?!
by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022
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banter snaps

Using Snapchat to try to destroy someone's self-image
Person 1: Hey let's go bowling!

Person 2: Sure! But no banter snaps though.
by kJ7 May 27, 2017
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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Dookie Snap

When you hit someone so hard they shit themselves
I'm an about to give you a dookie snap
by Aysten October 1, 2019
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Snap-Wrapped

Snap-wrapped meaning when someone cant stop entertaing or gets into others dramma. Without knowing the full facts.
Kyle: Omg Jessica always want to be in our dramma

Karmen: I know right shes Snap-wrapped

Kyle: facts she needs to shut up
by Bigshookhoe February 14, 2019
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