Salty

Smart ass

You are salty as hell.

by Salty Chic August 15, 2017

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

Hey man what's her problem?
Oh her husband left and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

salty peeper

"salty peeper" is an old English phrase referring to when a person gets semen in their eye, with "salty" referring to the typical taste of semen and "peeper" referring to the person's eye, thus their peeper is being described as salty.

Last night, I was watching some bukkake porn and the girl got a bunch of semen in her right eye, then one of the guys said; "woah, would you look at that salty peeper!"

by Matt8Wats October 20, 2021

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

Salty

When someone ragequits just because you beat them in a game

Oh yeah i remember Jake was salty when i beat him with my Mario in Smash

by B E A N May 23, 2021

salty

kawai

omg you are being so salty right now

by thatsthat03 June 12, 2018

The salty canoe

The act of motor boating her pussy after first orgasming in her

After first cumming in his girlfriend, Jake gave her the salty canoe

by Nauti Crab April 10, 2025