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hoe-log prologue

the videos/pictures a girl posts to her story before she goes galivanting through the streets with her girls.

mostly GRWM and pre-game videos/pictures so everyone can see how lit their life isn't while she's out living her bestie with her besties
Noon: NYE 2023-Time to post my Hoe-Log Prologue "Doin' The Mimosta" so everybody sees I'm already having a better time than them.
by KurtyFlo December 30, 2022
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Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off
I added a lot to my meat log this week
by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018
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barkers log

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs
by photo_journ October 2, 2020
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Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.
Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024
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log

A MASSIVE TURD (sore to push out) OYA FECKER
mate i’ve just clogged your toilet with a log
by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020
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punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 2, 2017
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A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.
Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.
by ipat8 February 16, 2024
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