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Little Bean

by iloveittybitty October 2, 2023
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Cranky Bean

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!
by guesswuttbubblebutt June 6, 2012
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Bean Bap

Yo last night I was bean bappin her before I stuck it in!
by thechanchan January 22, 2018
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Bean teaser

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."
by mask_it_or_casket July 2, 2020
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a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low
person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"
by uhfhjhghjks January 21, 2021
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Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.
Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
by Washoe March 10, 2015
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Bean Bath

Commonly used in the year 1296 by the roman empire

Any plebeian that did not pay the required monthly quapples (RMQ) was to be dragged into the center of town by the lowest ranked cobblers son(s) to be stripped of all clothing followed by a communal cobbling. After 8 moon phases have passed the plebian's are clarted to the bean pit where they are blind folded as well as lubricated to ensure maximum solubility in lubement. After this the pit seal is crafted from hay and Steel as well as procured plebian meat nuggets from past bean baths. The seal then covers the bean pit and is tightened and secured by a rapid stomping ritual performed by the eldest women of the village. By the time the pit has fully hardened the rays of the sun will have heated the pit to 78.3 degrees kelvin. This causes the Plebian's previous physical form to reduce to a meat slush. The immense heat and pressure causes the slush to ooze out of all the cracks and crevices of the seal. After several minutes all of the slush will desnify and evaporate creating a impenetrable barrier that encapsulates the plebian's soul for 7 maridiun quadralights.

This Form of torture was made a war crime in the following year due to its cruel, unusual, and inhuman methods.
(Modern example)
"Hey tom you wanna see the football game with me tonight?"
"Sorry Jim I can't I promised my girlfriend i'd give her a bean bath tonight."
by Plebian Slayer69 August 8, 2019
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