In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.
by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 3, 2012
Get the Skinless sausagemug. Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"
1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.
2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.
2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."
Everyone else: "Yay!"
2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."
Everyone else: "Eww..."
Everyone else: "Yay!"
2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."
Everyone else: "Eww..."
by Mewsy July 1, 2009
Get the Sausage Omelettemug. by Jeremy Thorson March 13, 2009
Get the sausage slidmug. An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot
Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016
Get the Sausage Slingshotmug. Where the dick is hard and your sitting in a bubble bath with your partners back up against your shaft.
by Franknjoseole December 19, 2017
Get the sausage backmug. by lokiu April 27, 2009
Get the polish sausagemug. by Crumb Skate May 23, 2011
Get the crumbed sausagemug.