Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood

I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood

by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011

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Snap

In the mid to late 90s, a Snap was a certain type of insult told in a specific format..."Yo mama" jokes, basically, which would often result in the phrase "Oh SNAP!" being yelled out when a given insult hit particularly hard.

For example...

"Yo mama so fat, when she tried to weight herself, the scale said “one at a time please.”
"Yo mama so old, she remembers when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch!"
"You're so dumb, you sold you house for rent money" "...Oh, SNAP!"

by EffInnGee April 29, 2025

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Snapping

The act of culling a population in half.

I considered snapping the number of NCPs in my sever due to the lag.

by Jessesire April 30, 2019

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snap to

suddenly come alive!, abruptly be totally focused, immediate start, sudden locked focus, burst into life

the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!

by michael foolsley September 13, 2022

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WAP Snap-A-Lot

When a brotha don't have his loins girded, the spirit of WAP Snap-A-Lot will be cast upon you, and you will be swallowed in one moment...

A WAP Snap-A-Lot is lurking on the Internet Yellow Brick Road...

by sicarius_pain December 26, 2022

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Snapping arse

An Australian colloquial term for taking a shit.

1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.

2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.

3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.

4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.

by Azuraz1 July 8, 2024

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