Tavern Tank

Noun
A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.
Look! There's the Tavern Tank!
by Funkatize August 10, 2008
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to tank

To fail utterly, completely, and in public view.
by Withsticks August 05, 2020
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Rob Mi Tank

Dating, back from the cavemen, this person/creature had a habbit of Sexually Touching his anus.
Eww my brother Danny is turning into Rob Mi Tank.
by systemhobo August 13, 2008
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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 03, 2021
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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 03, 2021
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Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.
My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!
by jdirtybird May 17, 2025
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gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
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