squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)

john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"

by penisparker_ October 2, 2022

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.

by IIT41II November 5, 2021

squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"

I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!

by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009

Squirreling

The art of managing to lick the asshole, whilst having the penis in the troat and the balls filling the cheeks. Mostly done to your boss by an eager colleague.

Ed is squirreling his way to the top!

by CharleiB0B0 September 6, 2021

The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off

I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!

by trickytower August 4, 2021

The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the floor and waits for the woman blindfolded. The woman continuously does backflips while trying to land on the dick. It is a game of weather he will break his dick or get off!

I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!

by trickytower August 4, 2021

squirrel trap

When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit

Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap

by chickenass69lol January 13, 2022