An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot
Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks
by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016
In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.
by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 04, 2012
A term that has quite recently originated from Liverpool. When a person finds someone physically and mentally inferior to them, the term “ye sausage” is used.
This is also a term that could be used to initiate a physical altercation between 2 people, generally used over Snapchat.
This is also a term that could be used to initiate a physical altercation between 2 people, generally used over Snapchat.
1)
Wool: “we doOn’t mess around over here mate”
Scouser: “Behave lad you’ll get it for the culture, ye Sausage”
2)
Wool: “frank lampard is better than Steven Gerrard”
Scouser: “meet me ye sausage”
Wool: “we doOn’t mess around over here mate”
Scouser: “Behave lad you’ll get it for the culture, ye Sausage”
2)
Wool: “frank lampard is better than Steven Gerrard”
Scouser: “meet me ye sausage”
by RichmondBiftas September 17, 2021
Where the dick is hard and your sitting in a bubble bath with your partners back up against your shaft.
by Franknjoseole December 20, 2017
Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"
1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.
2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.
2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."
Everyone else: "Yay!"
2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."
Everyone else: "Eww..."
Everyone else: "Yay!"
2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."
Everyone else: "Eww..."
by Mewsy July 02, 2009
by lokiu April 27, 2009
by Crumb Skate May 01, 2011