Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.
My friend Robert is big for nothing.
by Robert estraca July 5, 2020
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"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020
Get the Robert mug.Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.
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robert is jesus
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