Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 06, 2021

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River-bend

Drinking by the river until it bends.....

yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend

by Enron_89 November 03, 2010

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floatin red river

having sex with a woman on the rag

floatin red river ishaving sex with a woman on the rag

by ruck'es September 02, 2010

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thrown your handbag in the river

To go gay, specifically Lesbian. The term is really used to mean that you are becoming a lesbian from being straight.

Originally came from Kath and Kim (Australia)

Kath: Kim, I want you to know, I know that you've thrown your handbag in the river and I'm okay with that...

by Phalange Asphyxiation September 11, 2023

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