a explosive with enough force it can crack a toilet...even if the fat french supply teacher is sitting on it
omg! a tiajuna toilet cracker!!!
by Ass of Tomorrow Sun February 06, 2005
when you jerk off while sitting on the toilet, and the shit from your ass rubs off on the seat. Then you take it off with your finger and rub it in someones face.
by Zach Lyons December 18, 2004
A dual-flush toilet is a water-saving loo designed by eco-conscious Aussies. Unlike American toilets, which fill the bowl after flushing, Aussie loos have a cistern (tank) which fills instead. A half flush uses half the water in the cistern, a full flush uses all the water in the cistern. A half-flush is designed for number 1s, a full-flush for number 2s...or by those who use excessive amounts of loo paper. The capacity of cisterns has decreased over the years, in an attempt to decrease water usage in Aussie homes. Decades of drought (and in many cases, severe water restrictions for the past 5 years) have inspired (and forced) many Aussies to find ways of reducing the amount of water they use, and water-efficient dual-flush toilets are just one tactic employed.
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "What's wrong with the toilet? There's only a little bit of water in the bottom of the bowl."
Aussie: "The water is in the cistern."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: Blank stare equating to "what the heck is a cistern?"
Aussie: "The cistern is the tank at the top of the toilet."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "Why is the water in there, not in the bowl?"
Aussie: "It's a dual-flush toilet. Press the little button for a half-flush (if you do number 1s), the big button for a full-flush (if you do number 2s)."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "I don't get it."
Aussie: "We don't have water to waste on flushing crap into the sewage system, we'd rather have some left over for drinking, cooking, cleaning and bathing. Welcome to Australia."
Aussie: "The water is in the cistern."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: Blank stare equating to "what the heck is a cistern?"
Aussie: "The cistern is the tank at the top of the toilet."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "Why is the water in there, not in the bowl?"
Aussie: "It's a dual-flush toilet. Press the little button for a half-flush (if you do number 1s), the big button for a full-flush (if you do number 2s)."
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "I don't get it."
Aussie: "We don't have water to waste on flushing crap into the sewage system, we'd rather have some left over for drinking, cooking, cleaning and bathing. Welcome to Australia."
by TrekBec February 04, 2010
Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
by Jack Jan March 17, 2020
John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”
Sam “No”
John “Look it up then , they are weird”
Sam “No”
John “Look it up then , they are weird”
by Eye Ladies July 17, 2022
by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013
The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush
I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence
by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015