Greasy mud boot

The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.

Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”

by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020

Mongolian Fishing Boots

Slang term for steel toed boots.

“Hey man, did you remember your PPE today?” “Yeah, can’t you see I’m wearing my Mongolian Fishing Boots?”

by Lettuce Goblin October 28, 2022

I like your boots

Because of the release of the movie "Love, Simon," some Tumblr users decided to make "I like your boots" code for "You're hot, are you gay too?" It's meant to be a phrase used by gays to detect other gays in the real world. The phrase is based on I like your shoelaces. Appropriate response is "I took them from a unicorn!"

(gay person out in public)

"I like your boots"

(The respondent that is also a gay)

"Thanks, I stole them from a unicorn!"

by Gay Lordess March 20, 2018

boot licking toadie

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.

Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!

by 0371 February 4, 2010

pour piss out of a boot

May have multiple meanings:

1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.

1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!

2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!

by 7h0rn3 April 5, 2009

i like your boots

saying ‘i like your boots’ is another way to say ‘you’re hot, are you gay too?’ with the same idea as ‘i like your shoelaces’ and ‘thanks i stole them from the president’ the reply to ‘i like your boots’ would be ‘thanks i stole them from a unicorn’

guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: thanks, i stole them from a unicorn.

or it could go wrong...
guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: i’m not wearing boots
guy1: oh whoops boi bye

by definitely.a.definition May 21, 2018

I like your boots

A gay code for "hey you're cute/hot, are you gay too?"

The response to this (if the person being told this, is gay) is "thanks I took them from a unicorn"

"Hey I like your boots"
"Thanks I took them from a unicorn"

by QueerChild April 9, 2018