Matthew

A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.

A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!

by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019

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The Real Matthew Fernandes

A strait up hottie who likes to wear suspenders in school and finds loop holes in the ngs community.

The Real Matthew Fernandes likes to play UNO with Lovepreet and Aadam.

by Awesomeness2.0 December 9, 2020

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Matthew

HugE fucking emo cunt

"Hey bro see that disguising price of shit Matthew with the dyed hair and my chemical romance shirt?"

"Yeah bro that's disgusting and repolsive."

by Noah McAdams October 10, 2019

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Matthew

A titty demon, will steal your kids and sell them to Indian prince as a sex slave. Locks up people in basement, cannibal. wife's name is Karen, loves kids.

My kid got kidnapped and turned into a sex slave!
It must be a Matthew that's using him.

by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020

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Matthew

Trash at maths at fortnite
Really annoying

Yo matthew

Shut the fuck up

by Hemesfere May 13, 2020

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Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy

A fucking freak who thinks his sarcastic personality is funny but his only traits are making girls drier than a unbuttered cracker and making people want to T-Bag a blender due to his awful jokes.

Trav : “Oh there’s Matthew ‘Birdo’ Purdy”
Female : “Gimp”

by wesleypilgrim October 13, 2022

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