dry july

Another month relating to masturbation, but in this month, no form of lubrication can be used

You thought Destroy Dick December was rough? Wait until Dry July!

by Jacaranda1027 v2 January 7, 2018

fourth of july

national sam wilson day, fourth of july is now classified as national sam wilson day.

person: hey it’s fourth of july happy america day

better person: no it’s not it national sam wilson day

by you will never knowwww July 1, 2021

July 25th

National slap your aunt day

*slaps aunt*

aunt: WHAT WAS THAT FOR DJENUDNEISVDID
me: its july 25th

by cherriPOP July 24, 2021

july 6th

josies birthday

you know what today is?
hell yeah, josie’s birthday
yeahhhh july 6th

by whore_josie November 2, 2019

Julie Andrews

Julie Andrews and her documentary
Fighting with Elvis and hiding in vents
Using my mind powers to turn Elvis off
These are a few of my favorite things

Dinner with Markey and eating dead babies
Taking over the announcements
And flashing my boobiess
Reading 'Monica' to no one but shoes
These are a few of my favorite things

Hiding in drums and stealing from Target
Using pity to get free rugs
Using the rugs to make festive shirts
These are a few of my favorite things

When Elvis dances
When my dvd skips
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel...so bad

Julie Andrews, yeah shes like a puppie.
She just goes wherever.

by JULIEANDREWS March 17, 2008

6 july

The day i met the boy i loved the most<3

-Remember 6 july 2021
-yeah i met him that day
-aww

by anonymous April 3, 2022

12th July

When Fags burn pallets and pollute the air because their angry that Ireland beat the biggest empire ever.

If you celebrate the 12th July your a fag

by Yourgransfanny July 11, 2022