jim jefferies

A fucking hilarious comedian from Australia. He's like the Rosa Parks but for the word Cunt, and like rosa parks he wants to get shot by rednecks. He's got a fucking banging hot girlfriend Kate Luyben, a young son, four comedy specials (2 w/ netflix), and a show called legit, as well as a death wish by being an Aussie very much involved in American Politics.

Joke 1
Jim Jefferies: Well in America people get my accent confused with the brits, but sometimes with SouthAfrican. I got to say the Australian accent and the South African accent aren't that different if I'm honest. The difference is... Close your eyes and picture me: punching a black person.

Audience:*laughs/gasps

Jim: What I'm trying to say South Africans are horrible people.

by lard789 March 27, 2017

Jeffy

Getting a hand job in a pool

Friend 1- "So have you hooked up with that girl yet?"

Friend 2- "Yeah, she finally gave me a jeffy yesterday"

by pbny July 17, 2011

Jeffree

Jeffree is a very determined person is very protective and is generally very kind but don't make him made because he will not be afraid to fight you and will most likely win. He is very cute too!

#Jeffree

by nickname88 March 5, 2019

jefferson commons

A nicer version of the dorms. This is where students go expecting more freedom from the dorms, only to be disappointed by a security force, second only to the KGB in fairness and Homer Simpson in intelligence. More rules here than at Grandma's house, except Grandma treated you more like an adult when you were 5 than the staff treats you now. More Ghetto people per square mile here than anywhere in Sactown.

Jefferson Commons Apartments are the worst ever.
Hey, I like to be treated like I'm 10 years old, I should move to Jefferson Commons.

by Dick Nizzle March 7, 2005

Jeffsterday

A term which describes two days in the past.
or
One day prior to yesterday.

I had an exam Jeffsterday.

When asked:
Did you finish the project yesterday?
Response without term:
No, I finished it the day before yesterday.
Instead:
No, I finished it Jeffsterday.

by Roberto Fuentes May 7, 2008

Jefferson City High School

shitty ass high school
being blown everyday is a pre-requisite
hot ass fake jailbait sluts
sketchy bastrds
woogs everywhere.

Bro: you hear about those "Crew" kids at Jefferson City High School?
Bro2: yea FUCK those stupid ass kids.

by c inke December 18, 2011

Jeffwe

Verb: To say "nigger" spontaneously or miserably failing to replace words with "jew". To fail a math class when you're almost the perfect stereotypical asian. To watch excessive goat porn while playing WoW. To replace a buttload of letters with "w".
To want a smoothie at a random time of the day.To have no table manners.

Noun: A short, anorexic, asian that doesn't like sushi, I mean come on, what kind of fucking asian doesn't eat sushi? I'll tell you, the kind of asian that doesn't like jeeeewz.

Jeffwe's also lie consistently.

JFWE: Nigger
Black person: Ima kill u.

JFWE: WHAT!!! I FAIL MATH!??
JFWE DAD: Ima kill u.

JFWE: *jacking off to goat porn, THEN CUMS* OMG!!! I GOT MY FAG-NIGHT TO LEVEL 9029423!! IMA JACK-OFF AGAIN!!!

JFWE: I'm going to punch ya bona!!
FATMUSLIMKID: Ima blow you up.

JFWE: I wike to watch wonderful wittle wabbits when wobbly wiggers wejoice.

JFWE: MOMMY WAKE YOUR FUCKING ASS UP SO I CAN HAVE SMOOTHIE!!
JFWE MOM: Sure, and while you at it Jeffwe, go fuck yourself.

FATMUSLIMKID: I hate school.
JFWE: JEWZ don't like school.
DAVIDJEWABOV: Ima kill u.

JFWE: I have a penis.
FATMUSLIMKID: You being lie-ah Jeffwe, and I DON'T LIEK LIE-AHS!!!!!!
ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, BOOOOOOOOOM!!

JFWE: Why the fak is Kamwan and Wosh always having gay ohgee buttsecks.

>>>>>This doesn’t make since because you can’t have a fucking gay orgy (all pun intended) with 2 people, that are also heterosexual (well hopefully BOTH are), good job smartass. <<<<<<<


JFWE: PUUUHTER PUUUHPER PUUHHHCKED A PPPPPHECK OF PICKLED PHHHUUUUPPERS. *gallon of food sparks out*
C-4: AAHHHHH! HALP I DROWN!!

by Not Jeffwe April 15, 2009