Weed Gremlin

A person that never talks to you or wants to hangout unless you have weed.

A: Don't tell him you have weed or he will come over and try to hit the bowl
B: Yeah you're right, he's such a weed gremlin

by 5 Blunts August 12, 2014

Gang Weed

"Gamer Joker, also known as Gamers Rise Up and We Live in a Society, is an image macro series featuring depictions of the DC Comics supervillain Joker accompanied by intentionally edgy or cringeworthy captions. The memes typically praise video game enthusiasts and criticize women named Veronica who friendzone them in favor of dating "jocks". Examples of the meme are frequently submitted to the Gang Weed Facebook page."

Source:
KnowYourMeme - Gamer Joker

Dude #1:"We live in a society where getting friendzoned by Veronicas is normal. GANG WEED help me fight for equality."
Dude #2:"How many layers of irony are you on?"
Dude #1:"Like maybe 5, or 6 right now. My dude."
Dude #2:"You are like a little baby. Watch this: Z U C C."

by SYLVER SECOND July 25, 2018

pocket weed

weed that you find in your pocket that you forgot was there

"i thought i was dry but i just found some pocket weed. let's go smoke this shit!"

by smokinmonkeybutts December 05, 2013

Killer weed

Weed laced / sprinkled with PCP

That killer weed we smoked last night sent me to another dimension

by PsychedMF July 30, 2021

Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 06, 2020

Resident Weed

Slang term used for George W. Bush, referring to the fact that he was appointed P(Resident) and isn't quite as smart as a bush (Weed).

Harvard (could be competition between Harvard and Yale) professors estimate Weed's IQ at around 77, though many people aren't convinced he can count that high if prompted.

Resident Weed, or President Bush, is probably the stoopidest president the United States has ever had the pleasure of making fun of.

by Kevin Michael Zabbo October 05, 2005

Tumble Weeds

those things that blow by in tv shows when something is abbandoned or nothings happening...

-i'm bored
-ya there's nothing to do
-look there goes a tumble weed we must be in the middle of nothingville!
-fo sizzle!

by coca October 31, 2003