Weed Rat

A grimy rat based human who spends their money on weed before paying a roommate for expenses such as utilities or rent.

Roommate 1: Ayyy man, can you sauce me for this month's rent?
Roommate 2: Nah, I spent it all on weed.
Roommate 1: You Weed Rat!

by SkoopiteePoop April 22, 2019

Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 5, 2020

weed stick

a beautiful joint or blunt.

Yo im gunna go smoke this weed stick. Wanna come with?

by Hardest bitch in CC. February 3, 2012

weed hacker

When somebody thrusts so hard during sexual intercourse that their partner'a pubes are inexplicably torn out by the root. (Also known as "CAVEMAN MAKE BROWN SNOW")

Guy1: Man, I had some hardcore sex last night, I totally pulled a weed hacker on that fine mama.
Guy2: damn, I haven't made brown snow since I was 23.

by pumpkinking97 October 26, 2013

Resident Weed

Slang term used for George W. Bush, referring to the fact that he was appointed P(Resident) and isn't quite as smart as a bush (Weed).

Harvard (could be competition between Harvard and Yale) professors estimate Weed's IQ at around 77, though many people aren't convinced he can count that high if prompted.

Resident Weed, or President Bush, is probably the stoopidest president the United States has ever had the pleasure of making fun of.

by Kevin Michael Zabbo October 5, 2005

Tumble Weeds

those things that blow by in tv shows when something is abbandoned or nothings happening...

-i'm bored
-ya there's nothing to do
-look there goes a tumble weed we must be in the middle of nothingville!
-fo sizzle!

by coca October 30, 2003

corn weed

hairy part of the corn

ass1: that old dude harvesting those corns must be soo high right now
ass2: yeaahhh.
ass1: if only corn weed be legal here in Wisconsin

by chadick October 16, 2008