Italian Shit

A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best

"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"

by Clagus December 19, 2017

Italian backwash

The act of ejaculating on your partner and then getting some wet or dry pasta and smearing it with your penis

Vito said he's going to get Marcella an Italian Backwash

by Aydyn February 27, 2017

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023

Italian bayonet

Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae

I ate an Italian bayonet

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy

When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.

Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.

by Steadlur February 09, 2023

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 06, 2023