Girlfriending

When you re-light the blunt for someone while they hold it.

I ended up girlfriending Quinn because the light went out on the j.

by _Kmoney_$$ March 1, 2025

Your Mom's Girlfriend

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐

"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom July 14, 2022

Velcro girlfriend

Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners

Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.

by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025

Perfect girlfriend

Lilliana René Jones

Lilliana René Jones if the perfect girlfriend

by Trent11 July 12, 2021

cringy girlfriend

Typical white girl with Starbucks and instagram standards

"My cringy girlfriend is getting on my last nerve ."

by Negative Feedback October 30, 2017

Girlfriend

That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.

Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog

No Ryan that was my girlfriend

by Kipav September 20, 2021

Memer Girlfriend

A legendary form of woman, who are already rare, which has sufficient knowledge of all memes and uses meme references. This form is also willing to be your girlfriend, but only found in Switzerland.

Oh my god! i got a Memer Girlfriend!

by Coffee-bot January 14, 2023