A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.
flogging the dolphin masturbation
flogging the dolphin masturbation
by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009
Get the Shaking Hands With Dr. Jollymug. To jerk or not to jerk? That is the question. Essentially, you take your little lady out to a nice evening on the town, treating her to a fine meal and such. Being the nice guy you are, you invite her back home to the tune of a few hits of LSD. 30 minutes later you find yourself masterbating at a furious pace of 100 beats a minute, chasing your girl around the house screaming "I am Spartacus" and tossing little pickles at the back of her head.
You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.
You then wake up the next morning to your car keys in your ass and a pug humping itself.
by sac-a-jew-ias July 5, 2012
Get the Dr. Jerkyll and Miss. Hydemug. A talented writer who wrote Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Rum Diary, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, and other works. Created gonzo jounalism.
by MDMA February 21, 2005
Get the Dr. Hunter S. Thompsonmug. by Kidtuf February 20, 2005
Get the Dr. Hunter S. Thompsonmug. Noun. A term used in improv to describe the penis in the event that Drop 3 is not used. In most cases, sexual references are not to be used, but in extreme cases, this term allows one to avoid saying, "dick," "cock," "schlong," or "johnson."
by Ethan the Impaler September 22, 2007
Get the Dr. Thunder's uvula hammermug. He was the chairman of the National Council of Astronautics in 2001. He tracked down the monolith buried on the moon and touched it, whereupon it transmitted a signal to Jupiter.
Dr. Heywood R. Floyd: Good day, gentlemen. When you see this briefing, I presume you will be nearing your destination, Saturn. I hope that you've had a pleasant and uneventful trip and that the rest of your mission continues in the same manner. I should like to fill you in on some more of the details on which Mission Commander Kaminsky will have already briefed you. Thirteen months before the launch date of your Saturn mission, on April 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the Earth was discovered.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007
Get the Dr. Heywood R. Floydmug. A child conceived during an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Brought on by the romance of Dr. Quinn and Sully.
Person 1: "Whoa, did you know Joe was a Dr. Quinn Medicine Child?"
Person 2: "No, but now I can see why he looks like Sully. "
Person 2: "No, but now I can see why he looks like Sully. "
by Big_Red_Bri January 23, 2009
Get the Dr. Quinn Medicine Childmug.