An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017
when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.
Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!
Francis: Thats terrible!
Francis: Thats terrible!
by Major Broseph January 26, 2009
An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.
1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!
3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.
3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.
by SaphirePhil January 16, 2019
john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?
john:what do you think?
me :eweeeew
john:what do you think?
me :eweeeew
by 8055 March 21, 2014
Person #1 "OMG! Kaitlin's telling a bunch of crappy lies again!"
Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!
Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!
by Crap news June 05, 2015
Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
Taking a dump while reading the Bible.
by i.poop.in.church.69 March 20, 2018