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Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs
by Nqbbs July 10, 2020
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Crabbing

The threat of surgically altering a person into a cyborg crab, often accompanied with the threat of removing their teeth for pleasurable oral use. The “crab” is intended to serve as an indentured crustacean servant.
Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.
by Ghoulguy66 September 21, 2025
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Decatur Crabs

Decatur crabs is a slang-label to avoid a white female from Decatur Ohio who has slept with a black male.
She’s got them Decatur crabs bro, steer clear.”
by BlunderBuck July 8, 2025
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Crabbed

Crabbed: Derived from the left/right approach /flee motion of crabs; also associated with "crab walk" (an intimidating, agressive approach delivered by felines (cats) where they appear to be larger by puffing their coat out and walk sideways toward their intended target, mostly associated with the term to come at someone sideways.
"Man, I wuz at da club just chillin' an DeAndre an his bitch crabbed up on me startin' some mothafuckin' bullshit I ain't even had nothin' to do wiff".
by BCALZ March 26, 2021
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crab

a sea creature with five pairs of legs and a round, flat body covered by a shell, or its flesh eaten as food
We walked along the beach collecting small crabs.
All the shops on the seafront had crab for sale.
This crab meat/salad is delicious!
by greenzorro February 24, 2020
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crab

crab
jessica: hey! OMG is that a crab?
me: yeah
by crablver69 August 26, 2021
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Crab-Up

Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.
"We ate a couple of Goo-balls and he really started to crab-up!"
by jtothegat June 11, 2006
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