lamont Coffee is the best boyfriend, fiance, husband you can ever find. He will listen to you. He will care for you. He will be there for you when you need him. He's the best man in your life. When I mean by "your" I also mean mines. <3.
by secreteadmire0923 March 12, 2022
Get the Lamont Coffeemug. How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?
Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee
by Vincekid March 25, 2020
Get the Having the cake and coffeemug. New Auzzie wake up cocktail:
1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level
Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar
1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level
Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar
by adzy88 October 3, 2025
Get the Kraken Coffee Cherrymug. similar to smoking a girl out, but instead of weed you get her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream.
Jerry "how do I coffee a girl out?"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"
by klylepercilla November 13, 2019
Get the coffee a girl outmug. by Penbutt er September 6, 2018
Get the Coffee Sharkmug. A drink not to be enjoyed. it is an inferior hot drink. All bow down to the overlord of all hot drinks, TEA
by TheTeaKnight December 2, 2021
Get the Coffeemug. Giving coffee to someone means trying to revive the dead or bring back a zombie.
It can also be referring to a ritual of summoning demons from the beyond.
It is a dangerous act but considered very noble and brings high honour to the coffee giver and grants the friendship of said demon if you give coffee to them.
It can also be referring to a ritual of summoning demons from the beyond.
It is a dangerous act but considered very noble and brings high honour to the coffee giver and grants the friendship of said demon if you give coffee to them.
P1: What's the matter Mary?
P2:DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL!
P1: Oh don't worry I'll give coffee to you later.
P2:DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL!
P1: Oh don't worry I'll give coffee to you later.
by Birbados November 21, 2021
Get the Give Coffeemug.