Change

A word used so much in the Nigerian presidential campaign back in 2015, that it no longer holds much value.

The government promised change, but after the elections, they changed their promise!

by Prettybraniac August 3, 2018

Change her ring tone

Bleaching of the anus

While getting her kitty waxed Becky decided to change her ring tone

by DangeRuss1 September 26, 2021

changing her name

referring to marrying someone, and thereby changing their last name.

"I love Sarah so much, I'm thinking of changing her name"

by skj13 March 31, 2017

Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.

*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."

by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024

Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

a sorry i’ve changed

A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.

a sorry i’ve changed

omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore

by cloud :( December 7, 2020

pocket change

A small amount of money.

I can afford it, it's just pocket change.

by IDFrenchie June 19, 2023