Garbage Can Trashed

To be so drunk or intoxicated that you end up falling and/or sleeping in a garbage can thus becoming trash. An alternative to saying hammered or just trashed, it is a whole new level of trashed.

Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.
Dude, that party was crazy, I got garbage can trashed.

Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.

She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.
by NastyNally April 27, 2011
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I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 17, 2021
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can being a whore

When can gets left on seen he removes all his messages so someone else gets left on seen
Person1: Damn can being a whore rn

Person2: fr bro removed all messages
Can: I'm being a whore rn
by Swagger Anthony April 10, 2022
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i can vibe to it

Californian millineals way of saying I dig it
Person: "listen to this new song!"
Me: I can vibe to it
Person: "it's great isn't it!?"
Me: it's chill, I can vibe to it.
by CaliVibes October 18, 2017
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Because I Can!!

I say it... BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!
BFF:Why did you do that? Me:BECAUSE I CAN!!!
by TheYesLane124 March 25, 2022
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We can be heroes

I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 16, 2022
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Trash can delight

You and your partner after finishing intercourse, drop the semen and piss in the trash can, mix it around and enjoy
Boy:Man that was some good intercourse
Girl: I’m sad it’s over but we can do the trash can delight!
Boy: Ah hell yeah
by Ja’moses October 19, 2019
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