Bum Knuckle

A particularly large irritating haemorrhoid.

the steak Geoff had the night before created such difficulty pushing the poo out that it created a real bum knuckle.

by Dragon Iron January 5, 2014

Bum Squirt

I think its a pronoun used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant visitor

I really wish that Bum Squirt would stop coming around

by Your're being a fart knocker February 3, 2022

bum-fumbling

To have no direction, goals or ambition. To be lazy, slothful. To go through life aimlessly.

Lakessa has been bum-fumbling all year by moving and being evicted from five residences in 12 months.

by Puma&Panther January 25, 2023

Bum Smackers

A groups of guys who smack each other on the bum but its not gay.

"You boys have detention for smacking each other on your bums." -Teacher
"ah, miss we are not boys, we are bum smackers!"- the boys

by Bailey Gynther February 17, 2020

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009

bum court

It is a reference to the NBA 2K court on the right side; known for having bums and squeakers on the court

GO TO BUM COURT!!!

by KID_ May 4, 2020

Bum cancer

Cancer of the bum. Otherwise known as Colon cancer, or in general cases, any bum related injury. Piercing a bum cancer tumour can lead to potentially fatal bum AIDS.

Katie: I think I have bum cancer. My ass is bleeding.
Me: You do not have the bum cancer, you ass.

Katie: I hurt my ass:(
Me: What's that I hear? BUM CANCER?! You have bum cancer?! Ergh.

by Kirstylovesthebum January 16, 2008