Rug Boner

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.

Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...

by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 11, 2011

homo boner

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him

Jack popped a homo boner when he met John

by Daniel Mythcaster July 19, 2015

Boner Nope

When you have an erection, and see something so horribly displeasing, your boner just, well, nopes.

So I was about to have sex with my wife when on the news, a midget was spanking an old man with a paddle. Straight up boner nope on that one.

by Word Master Slappyhands June 02, 2016

boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

by meldon888 October 14, 2015

Funny Boner

When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner

Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr

by Jack P. Ness October 28, 2019

Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.

Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."

by Jman030303 June 16, 2019

Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

by Pile Roastans March 22, 2016