Bastard

Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.

That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!

by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021

rat bastard

A despicable person, usually pakistani origins

Do you want to hang out with Umer?
Nah man, he is such a rat bastard

by CoolGamer123 September 22, 2021

Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

Bastarding

To create a bastard.

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.

by Cleinth July 23, 2012

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Billbodied Bastard

Someone who is being unlike themselves.

"dude I didnt do that, were best friends man stop acting like a billbodied bastard"

by Connor October 24, 2004

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020