The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
Get the Exercising Bastard Facemug. A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.
by Houston JC July 9, 2009
Get the Sack full of bastardsmug. If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard
by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009
Get the Double Bastardmug. 
When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.
by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022
Get the Shit bastard retardmug. 1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger)
2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole
2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole
1. That child is Our bastard
2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard
3. Why you always have to be a bastard
2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard
3. Why you always have to be a bastard
by 459395 February 27, 2022
Get the Bastardmug. This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
by Eric Luck May 9, 2024
Get the Gophy Bastardmug.