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Baking a hoe

When you try to get a girl to suck your dick while high. Trying to make her a baked hoe.
Person 1: Bro, this chick just don't want to give me BJ.
Person 2: Why you trynna do that shit? Stop baking a hoe, man!
Person 1: I just need love <3
by MayaLN January 18, 2018
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balingling

Your #prostatecancerarea.
Using social media is dangerous; Someone might send you a picture of their balingling.
by oreobandit January 23, 2018
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bagingel

The acourance of a penile combustion whilst ejaculating faster than light
Hey Patrick, doesn’t just suck when you bagingel when your parents are home?
by MrConeDome of Team Fortress 2 February 8, 2018
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Being a Tom Brady

Noun: named after New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, the same quarterback who let a football slip through his fingers in Super Bowl 52.

Other meanings: stop being a priss.
Person A: I'm scared to dissect that dead frog in Biology class.
Me: Oh, stop being a Tom Brady, it's dead! It's not like the frog's gonna come back to life a s a zombie or anything.
by #FlyEaglesFly June 16, 2018
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Being Dynamic

Acting in the sense of utter douchery.
Classifies a individual as an utter piece of dog feces in the general sense.
Could also be identified by said traits that include, having a gold fish, being trash controlling and operating any type of vehicle, and toxicity that results In eternal silence.
J. Ason was renowned for being heavily known for his ailment of Being Dynamic.
BUTTHURT
POS
Unfriended
by SignalShock April 4, 2018
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Being a bitch

When your husbands that never touch you, pick you with his c* en the arm and waits for you to be happy! And you just get: Baaahhhh...kind a borring
You are being a bitch cause im trying so make you happy.
by Mundane13 July 15, 2018
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Baking brie

The process of taking a dump that increases the temperature and moisture in the room.
Who the hell is baking brie in here? I can hardly breathe my dude.
by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018
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