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Hey it’s Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kind of terrible. No! I’m good, I’m amazing, I’m worth your time. I am awesome...... dot com
by White Privileged January 7, 2019
Get the I am awesomemug. 1.when you are so close to pure awesomeness but mess up at the last minute
2.doing something totally awesome but it ends up hurting/killing you
3.your mistake makes your life unpure
2.doing something totally awesome but it ends up hurting/killing you
3.your mistake makes your life unpure
Joe average the race car driver was so close to winning the last race of his life race and making his racing life pure awesomeness but messed up and crashed making his racing life unpure awesomeness
by F. Aggot September 12, 2009
Get the unpure awesomenessmug. When it's groovy awesome and you just want to take people for a spin for a word awesome sauce is the word
by dsexyleggs@gmail.com December 17, 2022
Get the Awesome saucemug. A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012
Get the Pubic Awesomemug. The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!
by Nikolai103 June 19, 2010
Get the Burrito Of Awesomenessmug. (pl.) awesome things, awesome stuff, great stuff, cool stuff, bffs family friends hot guys hot girls
A collection of things or objects that fascinate you or a group of people that you love, admire, envy or are attracted to or fascinated by. It can also be used sarcastically for a group of people that annoy you.
#bffs, #family, #friends, #hotguys, #hotgirls
A collection of things or objects that fascinate you or a group of people that you love, admire, envy or are attracted to or fascinated by. It can also be used sarcastically for a group of people that annoy you.
#bffs, #family, #friends, #hotguys, #hotgirls
Hu-hu-hu, all the awesomes and a happy bday to you!
Come, I'll show you the awesomes that I've gotten!
Wow, look at all those awesomes!
These are awesomes!
The awesomes are comming for dinner!
I want one of those awesomes for myself.
I'd get physical with any of those awesomes!
You're my awesomes!
I hate those "awesomes"!
You're acting like one of those awesomes!
Come, I'll show you the awesomes that I've gotten!
Wow, look at all those awesomes!
These are awesomes!
The awesomes are comming for dinner!
I want one of those awesomes for myself.
I'd get physical with any of those awesomes!
You're my awesomes!
I hate those "awesomes"!
You're acting like one of those awesomes!
by belmoreto February 28, 2019
Get the awesomesmug. 