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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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Noodle

The act of having a noodle connecting you and someone elses brain
Person 1: Dude, I wanna watch tv.
Person 2: ME TOO!
Person 1: maaaan, we've got a noodle.
by bitchazzs August 20, 2009
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man noodle

guess, its really not that hard to figure out... penis, there I said it
I have a man noodle
by gunny234 April 6, 2010
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Whisker noodle

A whisker noodle is an unruly whisker, that just refuses to stay with the group...
And generally it is curlier than the rest.
wendi went to kiss shawn and a whisker noodle went straight up her nose.
by the victem March 8, 2010
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Water Noodle

A penis with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.
Tim's water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.
by Fatmancando December 29, 2010
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