Jesse and Keturah

these people will become a great couple over time. they are destined to be with each other some day. it is a rocky start, but eventually they will both like each other. it’s also meant to be because j and k are next to each other in the alphabet. together, this couple will be much more powerful than any other couple they know. Jesse and Keturah are people who have usually known each other for quite a while or have grown up together. jesse usually has brown eyes and curly hair while keturah has blue eyes and wavy/straight hair. at this very moment, one of them likes the other right now and they will become a couple soon. i swear they will get married.

person1: “who's that powerful couple?”
person2 “oh, that’s Jesse and Keturah, the best couple.”

by peasinapod22 November 27, 2023

Jess

Backstabbing bitch

I wish I knew Jess
I wouldn’t she’s a backstabbing bitch

by Best karma December 24, 2021

Jesse

Larde

Jesse is a larde

by Bennyboooo099 October 31, 2023

Jesse Tight

When A Dumb Welder Makes something so tight it can't be removed.

This bolt is Jesse tight, it's not coming off ever

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Jess

She will find any and every boy she can and lure them to her room. She is the equivalent to a a fuck boy but a fuck girl. She doesnt get out much but to spark up a conversation with a guy 4 years older than her then bring them back to her room. She will kick her roommate out constantly so she can fuck. She thinks shes still rebounding but shes really just making an excuse for all the guys she fucks. A lovely gal

Did you hear jess is on number eleven?

by Ambersalterego January 20, 2020

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

jess

A very bad person thats an hypocrit.

Hi jess, HIIIIIIII IM CRAZy af

by ted4me is dumb February 22, 2019