Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024

Celebrate Sophie Cooke Day!

This is national celebrate sophie cooke! go hug her!

candice: what day is it?

Marley: Its celebrate sophie cooke day!

by soggboss3000 March 9, 2021

Cook butterflies

Phrase girls use as a code word for masturbation

"Guys i'm gonna go, I have to cook butterflies"

by ProGamerGirl02 July 12, 2020

Cook Lockdown

When the friend group has to much cook to handle so they go on lockdown

Wholesome says hey heated you didn’t play cyberpunk with me yesterday connor says cook LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN

by Jacob Wood 77 December 3, 2021

Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heightened making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting while cooking can ultimately take it to a more passionate level.

Danielle: I brought some sexy lingerie for my date with Jaylen tonight.

Bree: Sexy lingerie for a date?

Danielle: Jaylen and I are having a pajama cooking date instead of a cooking date.

Bree: Wearing sexy lingerie will definitely give your date an added sex factor.

by Starving Artist246 April 14, 2025

ridge cook

a disgusting gross piece of lard. if you ever run in to someone like this go the other way. His stench will make your eyes water, along with his dirty fingernails. one word for this dude GROSS....

Ew.. Did you see Ridge Cook in the hallway today?.... I so ran the other way.

by girl890 November 16, 2018