ur mom

a comeback that bois in 6th grade will use

haha
ur mom

by M00$3TEENI December 10, 2020

UR MOM

1. common slang for when you want to win a conversation. (noun)

Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!

Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!

by anonymous October 19, 2022

ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

Ur mom

Legit the words you hear atleast once everyday in a middle school

Ean: I had tacos last night

Ivan: I had ur mom last night

by Jaye Leo May 13, 2022

Ur mom

The person who birthed you

Ur mom so fat I missed 4 seasons of Simpsons

by D_ck-lover65 January 20, 2022

ur mom

A response to anything

Bitch: You're ugly
Smart person: ur mom

by rich future milf November 20, 2021

ur mom

i have lick ur mom p*s*y

i like ur mom p*s*y

by kiwi whales September 6, 2021