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soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay
You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay
by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021
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toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you
This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday
by Gay professor man November 27, 2020
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toasteness

How tostie a peace of toast is after toasting it!
The numbers on a toaster change the toasteness
by Comparability October 30, 2017
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Toast

Toast-(n.) Possibly the most convenient means of a piece of crunchy bread that tickles the taste buds that only can be explained by leaders of the free world and Morgan Freeman.

2. Add some butter and cinnamon and you got yourself a freaking good piece of awesome.
3. A rambunctious character who runs around causing nothing but stupidity and pure unorganized havoc.
4. Texas toast...a thick slice of pure amazing.
"Look. Morgan Freeman. HE'S GOT TOAST!"
"I'm gonna add some cinnamon to this toast. Oh Lord. Nicely done."
"Dammit Toast! You killed the tomato!"
"I'M GONNA GET ME SOME TEXAS TOAST!...Mmmmm."
by Slingshot Toaster Toast January 13, 2011
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toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.
by eggos January 6, 2015
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Puny Toast

A Special Sandwich soaked in egg yolk, fried on both sides and then folded with a filling of mashed potatoes.
I love having Puny Toast with my evening tea.
by Jazzmonox December 23, 2010
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gingy toast

an inbred ginger with a pornstar mom, they also are very bad at skateboarding and enjoys beastiality
yo that gingy toast looking kid was crazy at fortnite, maybe if he wasn’t inbred he would be cooler
by charlieTheGoat May 23, 2023
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