by SuperDoooooope December 23, 2021
by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022
by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022
When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.
by Nohandle@weather September 06, 2021
When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.
by Nohandle@weather September 06, 2021
To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..
Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….
by Somhumbled_slumman85 February 04, 2023
"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"
by Sandwichlover9000 April 15, 2019