Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Timsmug. 
“is that Tim?”
“no that is Y ou Know That Feeling When Youre Sitting In Bed And You Have A Drink And Youre Reading And It's Cold Outside And Youre Bundled Up In The Sheets And The Heat Comes On And You Hear It Go Choooooon Clyde “
“no that is Y ou Know That Feeling When Youre Sitting In Bed And You Have A Drink And Youre Reading And It's Cold Outside And Youre Bundled Up In The Sheets And The Heat Comes On And You Hear It Go Choooooon Clyde “
by Choooon October 22, 2020
Get the Timmug. The most kawaii and reliable waifu you'll ever meet. Tim Tamberinos will always be there for you, often with a quick joke to pick your mood up! But beware, complimenting him will usually result in your Tim Tamberino becoming incredibly tsundere, repeating the word "no" endlessly, and calling you baka.
by timlover1995 July 9, 2019
Get the Tim Tamberinomug. Gore blimey is this guy fat, I mean huge, enoumous, gigantic.
Also he is diabetic but has a tight ass and is very fat. This guy is huge, morbidly obese, fat, boulder like.
Also he is diabetic but has a tight ass and is very fat. This guy is huge, morbidly obese, fat, boulder like.
by Mich pike December 5, 2019
Get the Timmug. tim's sandwich that tastes rlly good everyone who takes a bite become jacked and good at the timpani
by tim sandvich March 9, 2022
Get the tim's paninimug.