My morning face

Not a nice sight.

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...

by I'm honest I swear April 3, 2015

Eskimo Morning

When you get a blowjob with iced coffee in their mouth.

I thought I woke up in an igloo when my girlfriend gave me an Eskimo morning.

by Lord_Veilous_Pinny September 20, 2019

morning twist

An early morning joint.
The ultimate hangover cure.

Phil: 'Ah shit, I'm so fucked from last night!'
Greg: 'Morning twist?'
Phil: 'I'm on it!'

by Participant selection March 2, 2012

Morning Jaiden

Proceed with caution. Pray you didn't wake up last night.

Run its Morning Jaiden.

by collier26.22 September 19, 2022

not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag September 14, 2016

Good Morning and God Bless

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.

"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"

by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018

Morning Puddle

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.

I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D

by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011