I'm just here for the nachos

1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it

Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.

Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.

(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.

Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!

by Uncle Richard March 18, 2012

Toy Dogs are just and nasty

Refers to the bad temperament of ankle-biting toy dog breeds.

If your going to ban pitbulls then u needs to ban chihuahuas and poodles both of which have attacked my dog and myself i have never been attacked or growled at by a pitbull. There are more bites and attacks from chihuahuas and poodles than there are pitbulls. Get you facts straight people like u make me sick. Toy dogs are just and nasty.

by Toy Dog Attack Survivors February 1, 2013

Shit just got Intense

When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.

After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.

by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015

Just because I can

1.the excuse for anything that was either stupid random or both.
2.why I'm writing this definition

Why'd did you smoke that weed right in front of a cop
Just because I can
Really?!?

by They Chick Sitting Over There May 23, 2016

i just woke up

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy

person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"

by 2dollars April 9, 2022

emma just said gleba

"one of the most epic friends line"

Rachel: "I WAS JUST SAYING GOODNIGHT TO EMMA AND SHE JUST SAID HER FIRST WORD!"
Ross: "what?"
Joey: "well, what did she say?"
Rachel: "Emma just said gleba!"

by xXsavageXjackieXx October 4, 2021

Hop on just shapes and beats

A slang for a verrrry hard cuck that you stick into the grease exhaust of a McDonald's deep fryer that's not been cleaned for 10 years

Hey chuck, do you want to hop on just shapes and beats with me tomorrow after our shift.

by Yeetusdafetus69420 April 29, 2022