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I blame the Indians

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up
Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!
by I blame the Indians February 23, 2022
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Compton Indian

When you are a compton indian and you don't know what it means. Also when you can't shoot for shit.
by Demmenick March 4, 2022
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Indian

The Indian girl who wrote this.
The Indian girl was just sitting there Barbecue sauce on her t*****s
by Indian_gurl May 22, 2021
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Red Indian

When an Indian man fucks a girl on her period and as a result his penis is left covered in a thick layer of blood.
Johnny: Hey Muthu isn’t your girlfriend on her period?
Muthu: Yes, last night I became a Red Indian.
by alexwong69 August 24, 2021
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Indian Ball Jacuzzi

Have you ever seen those small Jacuzzis for your balls? Well its a bit like that. or at least it feels like that. The Indian Ball Jacuzzi is basically when you have cooked, eaten or handled spicy food (such as Indian food) or chilis, and then go to scratch or rearrange your balls without thinking before the chili has rubbed off your hands. Your balls basically feel like they are in an unbearable jacuzzi of with the temperature turned way up, and there is nothing you can do to take them out.
David: Hey man why are you moving around in your seat so much?

Josh: I cant help it, my testicles are in the Indian Ball Jacuzzi, I didn't give it enough time to rearrange my balls after making that curry we just ate.
by greenwhatevers August 31, 2021
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Indian fly trap

when you shit in the centre of the room and wait for fly's to come then stomp on the shit killing the fly's
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Christian Indian

An Indian who proudly claims ro be Christian NOT because he believes in Jesus, rather because he wants to be more accepted by white people

Not knowing in this day and age the average joe in America, Canada irn Australia doesn't give a shit about religion.

They give their children western names (Anthony, Johnson, Angela etc.) without realising just because your name js "Matthew", that doesn't mean you look or sound like a Matthew.

Christian Indians look down on Hindus and Muslims even though their ancestors were Hindu prior to the existence of Christianity.

On social media it's common for them to post photos of themselves at Church gatherings or repost generic bible verses as means of pleasing any caucasian friends BUT this usually has a reverse effect as they're coming off as overcompensating.
Jackson: I just witnessed a group of Christian Indians trying to put down a Hindu.

Robert: Yes quite sad, they think that's thr kind of behaviour thats going to win our approval
by afanoflafear August 19, 2024
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