Sam mortimore

Sam mortimore likes food alot often found chewing gum all though he looses alot he is still a confident guy he is often found with random things in his bag like window parts and signs

He is also small

*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

Sam Eppers

A fucking pussy. No one likes him. So ugly and unattractive. Sucks at baseball too

Wow look it's sam eppers. I feel bad for his family for having to raise him.

by Legsjquabdnssn October 26, 2016

Sam Luci

The term for a person who is a vegan and admits that Vegans have really bad gas due to improper nutrition. They probably work at an animal shelter and look kind of like a hippy. They have a strong dislike for watermelon, and don't do drugs. Plus, they are really mean.

Look at that total Sam Luci! They totally eat chick peas, horde wifi and are vegan.

by AidanTheVolunteer October 18, 2012

Getting Sammed

When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.

Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Sam Knox

A fucking twat

Sam Knox

by Imveryboredinanenglishlesson January 14, 2020

Sam Haywood

Sam is a mean lad with a tiny pp and no hair he loves spending time with his mommy and eats chocy bars for breakfast

Your such a Sam Haywood

by Ianmoorefanofficial June 28, 2020

Sam Cooke

Sam Cooke was a really good singer from the early 1950's to the early 1960's. Sam sang many classic 50's and 60's hits including: Bring It On Home To Me, Cupid, Chain Gang, Another Saturday Night, and many more amazing songs. Sadly, on December 11 of 1964, he was shot dead. He was shot in a Hacienda Motel in California by the then manager Bertha Franklin allegedly shot him in self defense. His last words were "Lady, you shot me!" according to Bertha. There is also a theory that his manager Allen Klein had a role in his killing, though there is no evidence supporting this theory. R.I.P king.

Man Sam Cooke's music is so damn good!

by UraniumTexan July 11, 2023