Holistic hot boy fall

Holistic hot boy fall is a protocol (traditionally late summer or early autumn) a male or male identifying human might use after suffering a painful emotional experience. Traditionally this is done to recalibrate before cuffing season. The holistic hot boy protocol involves total abstinence, daily exercise, meditation, reflection, personal projects and developing a sense of self-worth outside of love and sex. Although traditionally done in fall, it is not limited to this season or this gender. Side effects: low to moderate risk of spiritual ascension.

Girl: yo you wanna bang?
Boy: nah, I am going full holistic hot boy fall , hit me up Dec 1st.

Guy #1: I am miserable since Stacy left

Guy #2: broooo, you know what that means. HOLISTIC HOT BOY FALL!!!!!!! Woooooow!!!

by bostonbaby222 September 28, 2022

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Cannon Falls

That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.

I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.

by max nova April 24, 2022

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