Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.

Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.

by CrackManson July 7, 2024

Secondhand Dong

Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.

Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.

by HexBuster May 25, 2014

Dongs

People who use your stuff when you don't want them too

Look at those dongs over There stealing my car

by Humankind August 22, 2014

DING DONG

a stupid dickhead who wont shut up, also another word for penis.

shuddup you fucking ding dong!

fuckoff ding dong!

go home ding dong!

oops! my ding dong went soft!

by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020

Dong suey chow

Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.

Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!

by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017

captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt

Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong

by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018

DING DONG DING DONG

it’s simply DING DONG DING DONG it’s the can can it’s the most simple way to say the can can

on wow here comes the ding dong ding dong

by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023