Country Canada

Canada is a country that has achieved independence 2008. They were control by Germany for over 30 years.

The Country Canada is inferior to the United States.

by George W. . Bush March 15, 2009

Girlfriend who lives in Canada

A term often by a person who might be a closeted homosexual, notating that he has a fake girlfriend to cover up his homosexuality. In the instance that a friend might want to meet this fake girl, she is always somehow sick or has trouble in making an appearance.

In the musical 'Avenue Q', a character is a closeted homosexual and sings a song about how he has a girlfriend who lives in canada and how he sexually pleases her everytime he sees her.

John: Brett has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay!
Bob: Well he has a girlfriend alright, who lives in Canada!

by 000jajajaja000 February 21, 2011

Canada's History

Terrible dumb stupid and non-existent. shouldn't of happened. Per request of Stephen Colbert.

Canada's history sucks dick.

by jamsickle February 4, 2010

my boyfriend lives in Canada

Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.

Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.

Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!

by Coonpuff October 14, 2015

Ontario Canada Catholic School

Shitheads that ruin every sporting event and are racist pricks

that motherfucker from the ontario canada catholic school used racial slurs against other students during the game.

by ARVM April 30, 2022

my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005

rope smoking canada lover

one whom is almost too gay to function and is from canada and actually enjoys being there. if you enjoy living and banging the same sex you may as well move there. you are not considered a canadian rope smker if you are being held there against your will, in that case you would be an american rope smoker which is automatically better even a gay basher would hug as long as you were american.

daniel powter is a rope smoking canada lover and that my friends is the reason he had a bad day.

by katidid May 18, 2006