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Texas Touch

The act of indecently touching, stroking, petting or otherwise making physical contact with a child under 10.
Jim went into the pre-school and gave young freddie the texas touch.
by The WBT November 1, 2008
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Junction, Texas

Junction, Texas is a small town with a small population of a little over 5,000. It is located in Kimble County in cental Texas. There are many events that take place in this small town. For example: Mr. and Mrs. Kimble County and a varite of hunting tournaments.
Junction, Texas is the most beautiful place to be in the summer. I love to go fishing on the Llano River!
by Loving him<3 March 1, 2011
mugGet the Junction, Texasmug.

Houston Texas

A slang term for a really obese person.
by Selena Moana May 29, 2017
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Do a Texas

A Norwegian expression that means to check and lubricate weapons. Often used by military folk in Norway.
Officer: Look at that rifle. Why don't you go do a Texas?
Soldier: Yes sir!
by DrDefinition December 15, 2015
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Garrison, Texas

Garrison, Texas is a town full of little bitches who suck on bulldog cock all day and the women eat out themselves. they have no fucking life and are all gay pieces of shit. Their anthem is a cockbelly fucker fucking himself at night. niggas think they blood and crip but would motherfucking cry if they met one in real life. White niggas think they Black but would get shot irl and the black niggas are ugly AF. Yo and if you live in Garrison imma beat your house irl nigga.
bro that nigga lives in Garrison, Texas. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO bitch get the fuck outta here 360 NO SCOPED
by shut you bitch ass up August 1, 2019
mugGet the Garrison, Texasmug.

alexiss texas

The hottest pornstar who gives great anal
Her anal reminds me of Alexiss Texas
by Jared Wayne Lammers June 21, 2017
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Emhouse , Texas

Emhouse is a small unincorporated town (if you don't count the pot farms and meth labs ) located in Navarro County , Texas.
If you go there late at night you can sometimes see a goat get sacrificed by beheading at Low Water Bridge by the many Satanic Cults that frequent the area at pitch black darkness.

There once was a small schoolhouse near where the old castle themed home sits. Do not go near this house at present day.
Todd - Hey dude , I'm kinda low on crystal meth.

Jeff - Bro , that's not good.

Todd - Wanna drive to Emhouse , Texas and git some meth ?

Jeff - ya , I guess
by Microwave_Confessions August 27, 2022
mugGet the Emhouse , Texasmug.

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