by YourSuchASavage January 26, 2017
Get the Keysmug. by seabxn June 2, 2022
Get the Key (Qistina)mug. by Billiejeanmjj March 23, 2021
Get the Alicia keysmug. Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")
To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
Get the Keysmug. by 2ZABER6 January 25, 2018
Get the NINE-KEYmug. Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024
Get the Key Holemug. by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
Get the Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Keymug.