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times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
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Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.
I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
mugGet the Bastard Snookermug.

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
mugGet the bastardmug.

Dirty Arab Bastard

An Arab who is blowing shit up and sat next to me on a delta flight in 2018 in seat G-3 when there was clearly an open isle to the right that he could have sat in instead of spreading his stench to my isle.
That Mohammad is being a dirty Arab bastard and I want his fucking race to die off forever.
by Georgeeeee123 April 17, 2025
mugGet the Dirty Arab Bastardmug.

Bicycle Bastard

A slur for people who are exercising out in the morning and get in the way of cars and shit.
“Hey, get out of the way, you bicycle bastard!”
by Windows_07 June 20, 2018
mugGet the Bicycle Bastardmug.
the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
mugGet the odhran kelly you dirty fat bastardmug.

Robbing bastards

God B&m are reyt robbing bastards
by EEGGLLBB October 20, 2023
mugGet the Robbing bastardsmug.

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