A male kid typically in middle school who wears Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren. His Apple Watch is literally attached to his skin. Also is a Lord Of literally every meme in existence.
Tim is a rich boi. His doctors tried to remove his AirPods and Apple Watch, but failed miserably, and had to give him a Ralph Lauren cast.
by Delete Your Fortnite Account August 31, 2019
A person in a friend group that is deemed "researcher", settling any arguments by Googling the answer in real time (never assigned to someone with an Android and never a ginger).
"Wait, you don't need to crack that beer bottle over Luke's head, we have a Fetch Boy to settle this; Fetch Boy run the numbers on how many nose jobs for Khloe Kardashian."
by sofirstlady March 21, 2023
by ExrosZ August 08, 2018
Thomas thought Carla gave the best blowjobs because she spent plenty of time and effort on his boy beans.
by LikesHisBoyBeans February 11, 2019
A school situated around Peckham Rye where the Headteacher has had enough, the Vice Principal gives you negatives for not walking on the left side of the staircase, and 70% of the school are roadmen. The others are posh pricks who read books everywhere they go and have 5 badges on their blazers. The school is so poor they have to use plastic cutlery. Most of the good teachers have left the school because of how shit it is and now we’re stuck with the ones that are only in it for the money. Not naming names but *cough cough* Miss De Cos. The PE teachers stink and *cough cough* Mr Belcher is bulking. They complain at us for trying to wear warm clothes in the winter when they stand at the side in 5 puffer jackets and 3 pairs of Adidas trackies. The isolation room fucking stinks of sweat and piss. Mr Delsol hates children and fucking wants them to starve and die. The unseasoned cabbage Miss Stewart’s voice sounds like she got ran over by a bunch of fucking frogs and she swallowed them all. I hope your child gets aborted u bitch. How dare u give me minus four for sneezing? Suck your marjarae. Kmt. Fucking shit school. Hope it gets bombed by Al Habeeb. Fucking why can’t a tornado hit our fucking school? I’m fucking done. Absolute bollucks.
Person: What school u go?
Me: Harris Boys Academy East Dulwich, where teachers finger each other in the toilets and students want to kill themselves.
Me: Harris Boys Academy East Dulwich, where teachers finger each other in the toilets and students want to kill themselves.
by Harris Boys Student KMT August 09, 2019
Beefy bois ( more commonly known as doc martens) are the chunkiest boots sold with ‘beefy’ rubber souls therefore giving them the term ‘beefy bois’
Person 1:Hey what should I wear with this outfit?
Person 2: Well wear your beefy bois of course they go well with everything
Person 1: oh your so right thanks!
Person 2: Well wear your beefy bois of course they go well with everything
Person 1: oh your so right thanks!
by cheeked up Elmo June 08, 2019