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Straight Martini

a martini (any kind) served in a highball or other glass to avoid the stuffy (gay) image of drinking from a martini glass. easier not to spill too.

Martini glass = Gay
Regular glass = Straight
Straight Martini - ill take a straight dirty martini, i might get my ass kicked in a place like this walking around with a martini glass
by LoDoSi December 2, 2011
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Super Straight

Super Straight is the sexual orientation for those who are heterosexual, and only like those who identify with their assigned gender at birth.
Peter: Hey Tiffany, I officially identify as super straight.
Tiffany: Uhhh, like what, like what does that mean? Like, is it like being straight but just super duper into women? Like more than usual?
Peter: Well, I am super into women for sure - but it means that I'm into women who was born female, y'know? Like the ones who create babies, get periods and all that shit...
Tiffany: Well, like, that makes sense I guess..
by Desm0ndTutu March 10, 2021
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Super Straight

Super straight is the sexuality that means you are only attracted to the opposite sex that are born that way.This means you are not attracted to transgender people
Transgender Women:Are you attracted to me?

Super straight man:No, because my sexuality is being super straight meaning I only am attracted to women who are straight and are born women.This does not mean I don’t like you as a person though
by MichaelDaTruth March 6, 2021
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Bellmead straight

A worthless (or empty) poker hand that would have been a straight except it had teeth (cards) missing. Example 3,4,6,7,8. Residents of an impoverished community outside Waco, Tx. often have teeth missing.
Well , I was drawing to a flush , but wound up with a Bellmead straight.
by Murphythelaw August 1, 2018
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super straight

you defined yourself as super straight when you never felt a woman touch, and your genitals are bellow average
person1: Hey, are you super straight?
person2: Yeah, but i am still proud about it
by stankomasina March 10, 2021
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Straight Jive

Man foo don't come around here talkin that straight jive
by Lotus Austin June 16, 2010
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straight break

A break, or timeout, from a non-sexual activity that a homosexual thinks he is acting or sounds gay. The opposite would be a gay break, where a straight person is performing a non-sexual activity that makes him sound or act like he is gay.
While reporting the news, I sounded too straight for my gay audience and needed a straight break to return to my gayness.
by fatmoki July 8, 2009
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