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squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.
Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.
by Lefucktard January 21, 2016
mugGet the squirrel nosemug.

squirrel

Someone who is so idiotic that they are as dumb as a squirrel.
Can also be used when someone does something very stupid and embarrassing.
Wow, that squirrel Nicole, was standing in the elevator doors for too long, so it started beeping and she completely flipped out.
by reynoldswrap27alex April 27, 2011
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ewe squirrel

though they always denies it, they are an ewe squirrel
by willoww33 November 4, 2021
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squirrel

The act of being distracted, drawn away from something
Friend 1: So when and where are we going?
Friend 2: We are leaving at 3pm to go to... (looks to his/her side) OH!! SQUIRREL!!!!
by Hibiki Hanks January 29, 2012
mugGet the squirrelmug.

Squirrel Wax

The Upcoming Of The Day Lucifer And Chutulu Team Up And Destroy Us All
by MgRonalds March 14, 2015
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bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
mugGet the bloody toothed squirrelmug.

LA Squirrel

Breed of squirrel found in the San Fernando Valley and LA proper, known for being absolute units and photographed by UCLA students
Bro: “omg that LA squirrel is so big”
Sara a UCLA student: “lolol *takes 15th picture*”
by notShaq February 16, 2023
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